Beef Kurtain rocks a Ton-ton's snowy bootyhole.
Listen for yo' self.

Butterface
Brand motherfucking new shit.  It was kind of a rush job, 
so it ain't perfect, so fucking sue us.  What. 
Music by Hodge.  Lyrics by Ely.  Rock by BK.  Dig it.

Britney Spears
Oh, Jesus Britney.  You Know you want me.

Ate yo' Mama Out
By popular or maybe unpopular demand. 

Mean Jean
This here is a sneak preview from the album, for all you good little boys and girlies.

What is Love
This is a cover song that Chris did pretty much by his little self, all the guitars, keys, drums, all that bullshit.  Except for Hodge on shitty bass and backing vox and Ely on lead vox, o' course. 

Email Song
The 'Kurtain recorded this song for Andy Savage's radio show on 107.7 The End.
Woopedy doo-doo.

Monkey Butt
This is a different, earlier version than what's on our brilliant CD "Meaty Bikini".
It can also be heard on the Seattle Metal Online Compilation Vol. 2!

Love Theme from the Wesley Willis Christmas Special
From the Seattle Metal Online XXX-mas CD vol. 1.  You can suck my Dick. 

 White Trash Christmas
This is our 2002 X-mas Song, depicting a day in Mark Ely's life. 

Kitty Kat (new huevos version)
This is a bonus track from the EP "More Songs About Buildings and Poop".  I love this version of 
Kitty more than any other.  It makes me pee. 

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