Fuck you.  Shut up.

This site best viewed while sucking my dick.

One of these days we'll officially announce that Mike Milsom is officially in BK.
We're also busting out new shit like mad donkeys with hemorrhoids. 

GIGGLY!!!!!!
Oh, yeah boyee!!  Lick us, slam us, suck us!!

Saturday, April 17th It's Ely's fucking Bachelor Party!!!
Tha's right, that foo' be gettin' Married, done knocked up his girl again and all dat.
@ The Regal Beagle in Lynnhood, WA.
 
W/ our fave girlies Mass Knockout.

Tuesday, April 20- It's Ely's fucking Wedding Reception
Tha's right, by the time this show rolls around, Ely will be offa da Available list, 
Sooooo, all you bitches better be tryin' to get a piece of Mark before then.
@ Jimmy Z's in Everott, WA.
Once again with our fave chickie poo's, Mass Knockout.

Saturday, April 24th @ Blue Moon in Seattle, WA. 
W/ Who Cares (the acoustic BK) and Mass Knockout (We love them much). 
712 NE 45th St, 622-6267

 

Where else can you see your pal Hodge Rock Out?  Go HERE!!  Und HERE!!!



Get it at our giggies.  Or call 1-800-BUY MY CD.  Get it here, online, right NOW.  Get it, get it, get it!!
It's at our happy little online sell-o-rama place that you will all love- CD BABY!!
Now also available at Tower Records' online store.  What's your fucking excuse?

BUY the CD!

  Rule #1:  Never do anything important sober.
The Kurtain news-type shit.

'No Shit', the new EP is available now for only $3!! 
Get your new spankin' BK T-shirt while you're at it for only $10!!

The lovely new shirt.

Check out our beautiful 2002 Christmas song: 
White Trash X-mas

8/21/03 Wesley Willis died today.  We are sad.

7/17/03 I updated the Lyrics page to include the 'No Shit' EP. 


Pix from the Time Out -91402, ya dope!!!

Pix of Hodge with The Braindead, 92802 (Cam-stock)!!

Pix of the Almighty Needledick, 100502.

Priests and Hookers Ball, Halloween 2002

Pix from another Time Out show-110802

Pix from 072803


RIP Wesley Willis, 1963-2003


BK w/ WW, hero, genius.
May you forever be on the Harmony Joy Bus Ride.  Fire wall the throttle, and rock on like a magickist, Brother!!
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago.  Goodbye, Wesley.

Crappy BK stickrrrrrs now available!!

Did ya'll see Hodgy in the Stranger?  No?  Then go here!    
  Assclowns.
BK whips out a Monster's Dick. 

meat the kurtain      lyrical genius  behind the kurtain     shake hands with beef      shut up and listen         beefy links         homeboy

You   know    you    want   our   meat.